SEO Private Investigator:
showing you what your SEO agency won’t
Get an independent SEO audit without meetings: a 10-minute SEO Roast video you can hand to your current SEO, an emergency SEO rescue deep-dive checklist, or a competitor analysis SEO breakdown of 2–3 rivals. Use it to hold your current marketing agency accountable—or switch to an actual professional when you see the difference. It's all up to you. However, all of these are no contract, one-time payment, no meetings or calls and delivered to you. Can't get much better than that.
Think of me as your private investigator for SEO—one-time price, no contract, a current-state
audit and analysis of your search engine optimization that exposes lazy work and mistakes.
Then gives you the report that tells you exactly what to fix, in order.
15+ Years in Digital Marketing | SEO | Innovation & SEO Expertise
For 15+ years I’ve helped founders, clinics, and teams stop burning hours on bad SEO. I bring proof-first audits, practical AI systems, and step-by-step SEO plans. I don’t guess—I show evidence, prioritize fixes, and teach so you don’t pay for the same problem twice.
Invited to Participate in the "CEO Outlook Report" Interview for Charles Gaudet II & Invited Personally to the Founders Circle by Mr. Gaudet II.
Alignable.com's "Local Business Person of the Year (’24 & ’25) in Grand Forks, North Dakota". This is done by Voting online.
Invited by the President & Vice President of the University of North Dakota's Marketing Club to Discuss AI, SEO, Digital Marketing, Business and Entrepreneurship.
My Awards & Honors in 2024-2025
Clients I've Worked With
SEO Investigative Services:
Your Expert SEO Detective
Emergency SEO Rescue — $247
Emergency SEO audit, search console audit, fix-first SEO checklist, 7-day stabilization plan
Traffic dipped or something feels off? I’ll run an emergency SEO audit—no meetings. You get a 10-minute video review, a 3–5 page fix-first SEO checklist, and a 7-day stabilization plan your team (or agency) can act on now.
Use it to verify your SEO agency audit work, clean up Search Console issues, and stop doing the same fixes twice.
Delivery: 3 business days.
Scope: diagnosis only. No implementation.
SEO Roast Host (Recorded) — Solo Roast only $149
Recorded SEO roast, website roast SEO, funny website review, SEO website review video with the blunt truth (and jokes) recorded SEO roast, not a live call. I roast one URL (yours or anyone’s), call out wins, cringe, and quick
SEO fixes that actually matter.
Delivery: MP4 in 3 business days.
Tone: PG, PG-13 or R.
Competitor Breakdown & Action Plan — $649
See what your top 2–3 competitors are doing differently and exactly what to do next.
You get: side-by-side page map, content & intent gaps, on-page signals to improve (titles, headings, entities, internal links), meaningful link/citation opportunities, and a Top-10 actions list with owner + effort + example titles/sections.
Deliverables: 12–18-slide deck + 1-page executive summary.
Delivery: 5 business days.
TESTIMONIALS
Jeremy's Expertise in SEO is Truly Impressive...
I cannot express how helpful and insightful the experience was! From the moment I reached out to him, his professionalism, attitude, and commitment to understand my business needs was beyond evident.
Jeremy's expertise in SEO is truly impressive. He took the time to explain concepts in a way that was digestible for me, and I left the meeting with actionable steps to improving my site's SEO.
Sam Goodman
Colorado Music Shop (Boulder)
No Nonsense SEO Audit, and Clear Explanations as to...
In a world of hustle and hard sell, it’s a relief to find people who are interested in sharing their knowledge and expertise within curated community.
No nonsense SEO audit, and clear explanations as to what’s not working, especially in the world of SEO for SMEs is invaluable.
Anne-Marie Clulow
Founder - Australia-Based Business
Proven Leader in SEO, Web Design and Digital Marketing!
He is a proven leader in SEO, web design, and digital marketing! He is certainly is a man of his word as well! He provided me what other companies can't - people over profits, always, while maintaining rooted in his passion and midwest values.
Alec Raso
CEO @ Motive Aquisitions
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How fast is the Emergency SEO Rescue?
Delivery is 3 business days. You get a 10-min Loom, a 3–5 page roadmap, and a 7-day stabilization checklist.
Do you implement fixes after the Rescue?
Not in this package. It’s diagnosis + priorities only. If you want execution, reply to scope it.
Can I use the Rescue to hold my agency accountable?
Yes. Hand them the checklist—it’s a fix-first plan. If you’d rather switch, reply and we’ll scope onboarding.
Is the Roast live or head-to-head?
Neither. It’s recorded and single-URL only. If you want me to roast a different site, that’s a separate order.
Is the SEO Roast live?
No. Recorded only. Choose Solo (1 URL) or Head-to-Head (2 URLs) with a verdict and quick wins.
What if I need something custom?
Use the Contact page. Check the box for what you need and add a one-line goal; I’ll follow up with next steps.
What access do you need?
Just your URL(s) and goals. Read-only GSC/GA helps for the Rescue but isn’t required.
Refund policy?
Digital/diagnostic products are non-refundable once purchased (and live slots are not held since there are none).
What’s in the Competitor Analysis?
A 2–3 rival breakdown with a side-by-side page map, content/intent gaps, on-page signals, link/citation ops, and Top-10 actions (owner + effort + examples). 12–18 slides + 1-page summary. Delivery in 5 business days.
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Independent SEO audit, emergency SEO rescue, recorded SEO roast, and competitor analysis SEO for business owners who want plain-English answers, no meetings, and fast delivery.
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